Under options it lists the "Onstar Communications System".
Isn't that special. Just push the button and get:
" Onstar... This call maybe monitored for quality control purposes...Good
afternoon Corporal Smith, How can we help you?".
" Uh, like we got a really pissed T92 doing it's best to smoke our butt and
we're outta TOW rounds and we could use some help, like yesterday!!".
"Certainly Cpl. We can call your HQ and relay your predicament to them or
you could look in the glove box and pull out the owners manual. Hold this
between you and the T92, since the GM lawyers tell us it's warranty
language is bullet proof...Uh, Cpl. Smith, on board sensors indicate the air
bags have deployed... do you need assistance?...Cpl. Smith?...Cpl. Smith?...
If you can hear me, Cpl. Smith, be advised the proper authorities have been
advised of AB Deployment but GPS co-ordinates indicate that we presently do
not have Diplomatic Relations with that area of the planet and the
authorities there are aware of your apparent problem, and rather rudely
state we should send a Graves Registration Unit to those Co-Ords. Please
consult your owners manual for the local GM zone office for further
assistance under Warranty Compliance, Outside North America. Your rights may
vary due to your state of residence. We hope we have been of help. And thank
you for calling Onstar."
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