Note... Any and all warranties whether written or implied are null and void if this vehicle is
driven in a hostile enviornment / combat zone / 3rd world countries where our local
zone offices are not established with 24 hour on-call claims assistance.
Thank-you,
Your O.D. CUC VEE 3 Team.
Jim Wiehe , VA3JHW
mail to : j.wiehe@sympatico.ca
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ron" <rojoha@mediaone.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 09:41
Subject: Re: [MV] The new generation CUCV III, photo and specs....
> Under options it lists the "Onstar Communications System".
> Isn't that special. Just push the button and get:
>
> " Onstar... This call maybe monitored for quality control purposes...Good
> afternoon Corporal Smith, How can we help you?".
>
> " Uh, like we got a really pissed T92 doing it's best to smoke our butt and
> we're outta TOW rounds and we could use some help, like yesterday!!".
>
> "Certainly Cpl. We can call your HQ and relay your predicament to them or
> you could look in the glove box and pull out the owners manual. Hold this
> between you and the T92, since the GM lawyers tell us it's warranty
> language is bullet proof...Uh, Cpl. Smith, on board sensors indicate the air
> bags have deployed... do you need assistance?...Cpl. Smith?...Cpl. Smith?...
> If you can hear me, Cpl. Smith, be advised the proper authorities have been
> advised of AB Deployment but GPS co-ordinates indicate that we presently do
> not have Diplomatic Relations with that area of the planet and the
> authorities there are aware of your apparent problem, and rather rudely
> state we should send a Graves Registration Unit to those Co-Ords. Please
> consult your owners manual for the local GM zone office for further
> assistance under Warranty Compliance, Outside North America. Your rights may
> vary due to your state of residence. We hope we have been of help. And thank
> you for calling Onstar."
>
>
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