Hmmmmm.........having just returned from this fabled and alleged locale,
complete with M1911A1 (of course it's against the law!, everything thats any fun
or makes any sense is against the law there; including self protection!), makes
me really believe the bumper sticker I saw while there.....
"If I'd known how things were going to turn out, I would have fought for the
South!"
Pike
Ron wrote:
> Well, seeing that I am in the RMV Witness Protection Plan, I am reluctant to
> come right out and say what it is ( they could cancel my registration)
> BUT.... let's try some conundrums and I will tell you up front that I can
> neither confirm or deny the location of this Very helpful branch manager or
> her crew since she was getting as perplexed and frustrated with the answers
> as was I :
>
> 1) It's in UPPA US. (say it as 2 words, fast)
> 2) Our Congressional delegates have been known to "Bend the Pages", and
> I don't mean the books at the Library of Congress.
> 3) Nickname rhymes with "Gay State"
> 4) Wealth is not "Common", similar to Virginia
> 5) A band named itself after the majority of a local (once) very
> political family and was roundly criticized.
> 6) A certain prominent local family has learned that both Piper
> aircraft and PT boats float like rocks when abused.
> 7) A certain political family (related to 5 and 6 above) has a
> "Patriarch" who can't drive, swims like crazy, forgets where he left the car
> ( and it's occupant), reports accidents hours after he gets home, showers,
> catches a few winks and skates better than Dorothy Hamill.
> 8) Pol in 7, gets re elected by the majority of this dumb state every
> time he runs cause the men are disgusted by his action and don't vote and
> the women love abuse and DO.
> 9) Another distaff Pol in DC from our mediocre state has a name like
> ..... Hot Dog.
> 10) I mighta been better off if my parents had listened to Horace
> Greeley and gone at least half way to the coast....
>
> OK, that's all the clues I'm gonna give ya.
>
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