Tom,
All humor aside, the effect created by the lab to the Bovines (in this case,
someone else's living) is similar to having a commando raid into your
weapons and equipment locker, and a light mist of muratic acid applied to
all of the working parts.
Effects may vary......
In this part of the country, it would be among farm folk, a courtesy to just
drop a dog chasing stock.
The liability alone makes the animal "not worth the risk" to own.
Brown eyed lab?
He lucky they weren't my cows, I don't use bird shot.
I'll apologize to the list for the reply, but too many people don't realize,
that what they see as a dog at play, costs real people real money.
And as for the WAC?
Boy! You best just stay clear of those kind of girls!
They look pretty, but they will darn sure lead you into a world of hurt!
And Tom, that goes for you as well as the dog!
<Big Grin>
-----Original Message-----
From: Military Vehicles Mailing List [mailto:mil-veh@mil-veh.org]On
Behalf Of Darrell Shake
Sent: Tuesday, January 01, 2002 4:31 PM
To: Military Vehicles Mailing List
Subject: Re: [MV] Award recommendation suggestions
Save the Sarge .Hes a lab and is wandering just like my next door neighbors.
My next advise would be to lob some artilery in the direction of the enemy
strong hold . As a matter of fact , said bovine could be cooked at the next
meeting on the 16th and the Sarge should be brought to help enjoy the spoils
of war. Darrell.
Tom Woodburn wrote:
> Please take the following administrative action under advisement and
> forward
> you suggestions to Head Quarters here at Camp Woodburn at your
> convenience.
> For the last several months a K9 transfer has been assigned here as
> guard to the Camp Woodburn Motor Pool.
> This K9, Sgt. FUBAR, came here for corrective training for an AWOL
> problem from another assignment.
> Sgt. FUBAR's tour of duty here has been outstanding until a resent
> event where
> Sgt. FUBAR was recruited by a deliciously smelling WAC K9 for special
> service.
> This service included, among other things, reckoning a Bovine Battalion
> on a
> nearby ridge.
> Unbeknownst to Sgt. FUBAR this was enemy held territory and he was
> involved with an ambushed by the Cow Commander of the Bovine Battalion.
> Two members of Sgt. FUBAR's special squad were KIA and two more were
> WIA, one of which was Sgt. FUBAR. The WAC K9 escaped unharmed to carry
> on the bloodline of her German heritage.
> Sgt. FUBAR sustained a load of bird shot to the head and neck area.
> Sgt. FUBAR made his way back to the field aid station were he was
> evacuated to
> a more suitable medical facility.
> Here in lies the problem, should Sgt. FUBAR be awarded for his service
>
> and wounds, or court marshaled for dereliction of duty.
> His fate is in your hands but before you decide here is a little
> information to
> help weight your decision.
> Sgt. FUBAR is a yellow lab recruited from the dog orphanage.
> Like any good lab he is loyal to a fault and his brown eyes are
> capable of
> melting your heart.
> To date this event has cost Sgt. FUBAR his pride to say the least. The
> front half
> of his body has been shaved for treatment and the 6" scab on the top of
> his head
> is not he least bit attractive. He will confined to the cage in the mess
> hall until
> the weather warms up or his hair grows back, whichever comes first.
> Please let your conscious be your guide.
> Respectfully Submitted
> Pfc. Tom Woodburn
> PFCIC Camp Woodburn Motor Pool
>
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