From: Ron (rojoha@attbi.com)
Date: Fri Apr 26 2002 - 06:30:33 PDT
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From: <kbernste32@aol.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 9:42 PM
Subject: [MV] Amnon's NOT driving your truck
> >>Damn Amnon, you sure you ain't driving my truck?<<
>
> Ron, Amnon is SURE he isn't driving YOUR truck.
> His truck doesn't leave a brown doggy-smelling streak on the road behind
him !!!!!
>
> BIG Mike
>
Unlike what YOURS does Kerry? I have told you before that when you drag
your M35A2 'residue' out from under the barn, you should shovel the manure
out of the cab and cargo body. That way, when the wrecker hooks up and lifts
up the front of the truck to drag it to the next rally, the manure 'liquor'
will not run out onto the road, even though the 'odor' of it does keep you
and your buddies from getting homesick while making like HMV collectors.
The "brown, doggy smelling streak" that you refer to emanating from MY
truck is what wet mud smells like when you drive your truck onto the road
after DRIVING (as opposed to TOWING) it off road through swamps and fords
and muddy bogs. You are unfamiliar with this phenomenon since, unless your
truck breaks loose from the wrecker and manages to actually leave the
pavement, it has never moved off road on it's own. Cow pastures and dirt
farm driveways do not count as 'off road' no matter how much you close your
eyes and make 'brrrmmm...brrrrmmm' noises.
BAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa......mmooooooooMMMoo.
Ronzo
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