From: Henry J. Fackovec (HFackovec@easternems.com)
Date: Thu Mar 13 2003 - 15:04:33 PST
Yeah, What he said....
As the guy in Blazing Saddles said: "He uses his tongue better than a $5.00
Whore"....
Hankie
President MVMVC, among other things...
-----Original Message-----
From: Military Vehicles Mailing List [mailto:mil-veh@mil-veh.org]On
Behalf Of Ronzo
Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 5:47 PM
To: Military Vehicles Mailing List
Subject: [MV] DOVER SHOW SPECIAL.... M36 CARGO TOPS
Per order of the Hankzoid....Dusting off some old add copy... only 2
left.... New price includes DELIVERY to Dover show for Saturday AM pick
up.....
Nothing is more impressive than seeing an M36 series trying to hit the
Drive Thru at your local burger joint. Crushing Miatas, scattering pickups.
You know, that long body with those extra couple of feet of nifty troop
seats standing out there in plain sight, for all to see. Exposed to the
invigorating night air, searing sun and occasional rain shower or delinquent
bird. You'd cover those puppies up, but the right bows(taller) and canvas
(longer and wider) are a little bit harder to find than a canvas cover and
bows kit for the average deuce,and a lot pricer. And vinyl..... shheeeeet,
forget about that...
Until now......
Ladies and gentlemen, direct from the US Govt, who spends your money
like it was...err, well, YOUR MONEY. From the land where cost doesn't
matter, and nothing is too good for the manufacturing companies in their
district. For a very limited time,The folks at RCG are proud to offer to a
small group of the neglected operators of the "OTHER DEUCE", the same style
and panache of their shorter brothers stylish, modern soft cargo top.
A complete, soup to nuts, all brand new, unissued, unopened (except for
one) 1998 manufacture, 10/98 delivery, NSN 2540-00-327-01845, part number
11672525 in stunning CAMO VINYL. That's right,I said VINYL!!! Right out of
the pages of
today's TM 9-2320-361-34P. No funky canvas odor from these kits. The front
and back curtains are a thing of the past since both ends are permanently
attached.The latest
in space age esters and good old fashioned Fiberglass and steel carefully
crafted to provide your aging M36 series the latest in streamlined, space
age looks. No
baggy, saggy, flappy canvas for your old girl. No termite bait wood in these
bows. Just a taut, mean, aerodynamic, kick ass look she's was designed to
impart.
Interested???
Well Bucko, read on...
The lucky purchasers of these kits will get the following (according to
the 361-34P... But this cover is even later than that manual. Your " Cover,
Vehicular " has the "Curtain, Vehicular (2) " permanently attached) :
11672525 ACCESSORY KIT,VEHICULAR 1
UOC:455,456
BOW ASSEMBLY ( 14) 243-4
BOW,VEHICULAR,TOP ( 7) 243-2
BRACKET,VEHICULAR C( 28) 243-7
COVER,FITTED,VEHICU( 1) 243-1
CURTAIN,VEHICULAR ( 2) 243-10 (PART OF
243-1, above)
NUT,SELF-LOCKING,HE( 14) 243-9
SCREW,MACHINE ( 70) 243-3
SCREW,MACHINE ( 14) 243-6
STAKE,VEHICLE BODY ( 14) 243-8
STRAP,WEBBING ( 14) 243-5
BUT WAIT!!!!
THERE'S MORE!!!
Included, for a limited time, absolutely FREE, is approximately 110
pounds of some of the finest kind particle board sheeting and semi hardwood
lumber a US Gov't. tech writer could dream up. Heavy? You bet. But your baby
is worth it!!!
Just think of the gleam in the headlights of your old girl when that
motor freight truck rolls up and dumps this hand assembled box in your
driveway!! Show her how you feel by getting her the best money can buy, but
at a canvas price!!
Comparable top kits sold by the Good Morning America sound alike
company retail for better than $1200 Yanqui Dinero.
And just what will it cost you to give the old girl this
kind of thrill. Not $1200, not $1000, not $899, no not even $799. Are you
ready? Please make sure your seated, no swoon induced injuries from this
message.
OK, you can have this kit, the cover, the bows, the screws, the box ,
yes the whole enchilada for just $749.95 plus shipping!!
********* STOP THE PRESSES !!!!!! ********* STOP THE PRESSES
!!!!!!********* STOP THE PRESSES !!!!!! ********* STOP THE PRESSES !!!!!!
************PRICE BREAK********** ************PRICE BREAK**********
************PRICE BREAK********** ************PRICE BREAK**********
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<LIQUIDATION PRICE OF THE LAST TWO SETS>>>>>>>>>
@@@@@@@@@ JUST $300.00 EACH !!!!!!!!!! DELIVERED TO DOVER NJ SHOW NEXT
WEEKEND!!!!!!!!! @@@@@@@@@ THAT'S RIGHT-----JUST $300.00 EACH !!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S A SAVINGS OF ALMOST $450.00!!!!!!!!
AREN'T GOING TO THE SHOW??? CALL HANKZOID FOR SHIPPING OPTIONS<<<<<<<
(Because of the
size and weight of this fantastic offer, UPS is out of the question. This is
no light weight, weighing in at approx 316 Lbs).
However, if you wish to loose the impressive, Handcrafted crate, the
clever elves of RCG can ship this gem in two cardboard boxes,
one for the cover and the other with all the rest of the parts. To get more
info, or answer any questions you might have, Just email
Hfackovec@easternems.com , and
ask your question! Or for immediate human intercourse, call Hank at
781-246-5223 ,
0530-1300 Eastern Standard Time, Monday through Friday (please be gentle).
This is a limited time offer. All items are sold AS IS, with no
warranties either expressed or implied. ;-(
By the way, you M35A2 types can grab this offer also, and with the help of
a good canvas shop, chop off a foot in the middle, do 2 interlocking "C"
folds and
some serious stitching and you are in business. Since the Camo Pattern is
painted, matching the
camo pattern is just a spray can away. As an added bonus you get an extra
bow assembly with each
kit (M36 series uses seven bows, M35 series uses six).
Check out photos of this fantastic offer at the following location:
SORRY LINK IS DOWN >>> TRUST HANKZOID TO GIVE YOU A GOOD DEAL<<<<<<
Remember, Vinyl is FINAL !!!
Hurry, cause if ya snooze, ya lose!
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