From: Fred Martin (mung@in-touch.net)
Date: Tue Apr 08 2003 - 17:55:10 PDT
You know.. bringing up the carpet bit and our leaders claiming that we
own the skies and the Iraqis claiming they would use unconventional
weapons...maybe the special republican guard will fly in on their magic
carpets huh? And another thing...we have from bunker buster bombs to
mother of all bombs...but for that old information minister
"bag"...maybe we ought to have a bag bomb. Fred Martin
J.Wiehe wrote:
> " Pleased to be welcomed to Bagdad Ali's surplus emporium
> and carpet shop where every purchase over 50.00 gets you
> a free camel saddle. "
>
> Plan to attend our grand opening of our newest location in
> beautiful downtown Bagdad in the Sad Mad mans palace with
> over 50,000 sq. ft. of newly received new and used clothing.
> Get a special 10 % off if you find more than 3 bullet holes
> or blood stains on our latest line of Republican Guard Camos.
>
> Directions: Drive, donkey cart, walk the Iraqi interstate to the
> Euphraites Expressway left on the Bagdad Beltway and straight
> down the street. Look for the bullet holes in lights.
>
> Meet me, Bagdad Ali, this Saturday and get a free falafel till
> afternoon prayers only.
>
> Jim Wiehe VA3JHW
> j.wiehe@sympatico.ca
>
> guess this will be another "buyer must load" sale.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Ronzo" <rojoha@attbi.com>
> To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2003 16:04
> Subject: Re: [MV] List of Inadequate Eqiupment used in Iraq
>
>
>
>>David,
>> LOL...
>> Do you have to make up a subsidiary to operate in DRI? Republican
>>Liquidation?
>> Will the lots still have the stuff on them that was shown by FOX? Ya'll
>>know we be bitching about photos not matching the lot/item. And will you
>>help load? DU warnings apply? Form 97's? Or DRI Form 69's? Will you be
>
> using
>
>>forklifts or Bull Dozers to line up equipment? Require nerve gas waivers
>
> to
>
>>be signed? Not for sale outside the new Democratic Republic of Iraq? Can
>
> we
>
>>get clear titles to the stuff without having both Saddam's signature (or
>>designated official in his absence) and General T. Franks? Will you be
>>selling those little orange cones individually or in lots of ten? Do we
>
> have
>
>>to pick them up out of the desert ourselves and then swing by the site
>>manager for verification that we got the right cones?
>>Minimum Bid? Shouldn't that be 35 Dinars or will you be using the new
>>currency, Racquies?
>> In other words, business as usual, eh? ;-}
>>
>>Ronzo
>
>
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