From: Ronzo (rojoha@attbi.com)
Date: Sat Apr 12 2003 - 08:37:05 PDT
At a recent news conference held outside the Bernstein Superfund Site #1
(BSS #1) in VT, BAGHDAD RON had the following to say regarding the
insinuations implied by a putz named 'Kerry':
1) "The photo of the "72 Virgins" was taken by the MVMVC SOF team while
conducting a recce at the BSS #1 at the request of the EPA. Said GMMVC
member Kerry B. was claiming to the EPA that all the vehicles in his yard
were in running condition and undergoing "minor scheduled maintenance" prior
to moving out to the MVMVC Summer Rally in Weare, NH this summer. The EPA
contacted the only knowledgeable group of HMV experts in the UPPA US area to
examine the open pit ferric oxide mine that this Bernstein character
operates without permits in Vermont.
Four MVMVC SOF operatives became combat ineffective and were medevaced
after cutting through the pink picket fence surrounding the BSS #1. Upon
seeing the yard full of supposed 'vehicles' undergoing maintenance, they
collapsed to the ground while howling with laughter and split their sides
open. Prognosis for a full recovery is good, however they cannot have any
references to 'VT, GMMVC or collectible military vehicles in Vermont'
uttered within their hearing due to fears of a fatal relapse.
Also, another MVMVC SOF operative slipped on the roof of a ancient VW
microbus that this Bernstein person was supposedly living in, and fell upon
the rusted stub of the radio antenna. It is expected that he will recover,
but the ER doctor was heard remarking to the ER nurse that this operative's
injury was the worst instance of " Van Aerial Disease" he had seen in his
twenty three years as a trauma surgeon."
2) To this Kerry person I say:
a) Bouse Tizi !
b) You Ebn el Metanaka, you speak zarba !
c) you Muti Kanith, Mos zibby!
d) Waj ab zibik! You Khawal Muti Kanith !
e) Elif air ab tizak! But you would enjoy it, according to
some of the ugly republican sheep lounging on your front porch and in your
microbus's master bedroom.
f) The MVMVC will make your our willing gaeheba.
Stronger message to follow at next news conference.....
PS For those agencies friendly to the MVMVC, today's code key is "one letter
right".
Translation site is at:
grro://qqq.ubaykra.bwr/grnk/aqw(CAPS LOCK)e/(CAPS LOCK)e(CAPS LOCK)vux.grnk
HINT>>(LOOK AT THE KEYBOARD while translating)<<<<<
BTW As usual, Now that the horse is out of the barn, the door has been
locked. Check the bottom of the page at http://www.mvmvc.org/ ;-p
----- Original Message -----
From: <kbernste32@aol.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2003 9:24 PM
Subject: [MV] Has BAGHDAD RON infiltrated MVMVC?
> It doesn't look good. Iraqi Information Minister (a.k.a. RONZO)may have
been using MVMVC web site as a front. Get the details on the BAGHDAD RON
page,
> http://www.gmmvc.org
> look for the BAGHDAD RON link.
>
> Kerry
>
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