From: D O (dohe69@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Jun 24 2003 - 19:27:10 PDT
The question I always get is "What are you gonna do with that thing?"
Sometimes my answer is "I originally bought it to bury in the front yard and
plant flowers in it, but I think I am gonna drive it instead." If they are
not too stupefied, their next question is "Where you gonna drive it?"
Answer: "Wherever the f*** I want, its a 6x6 with a PTO winch"
>From: "Employee@MilVeh.com" <milveh@sbcglobal.net>
>To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
>Subject: Re: [MV] 10 Reasons why you own a deuce
>Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 07:47:53 -0700 (PDT)
>
>When asked, here are 10 reasons to fire back to the
>question, "Why do you own that thing?"
>
>1. Olive drab is my favorite color.
>
>2. The odor of diesel increases brain cells, its why
>truck drivers are the best drivers.
>
>3. JAMA studies have shown deuce owners have a 26.2%
>less risk of colon cancer, due to the hard ride
>knocking the sh-- out of you.
>
>4. Nobody cuts me off anymore, but if they did only
>one of us is going to live to tell the story.
>
>5. Size matters puny 4 wheel drive man.
>
>6. My girlfriend loves the king bed in the back.
>
>7. I get to run straight pipes and flat out on the
>hwy.
>
>8. No smog required.
>
>9. I have a compulsion to drive over Volkswagens.
>
> and number 10, my favorite....
>
>10. Do you own one? Noooo? Well, thats why.
>
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