From: Employee@MilVeh.com
Date: Mon Sep 15 2003 - 10:14:07 PDT
Better yet, wear one of those big white protective
suits as you unload your "secret" cargo and strange
shapes in soft covers.
Next, pass out a flier to the problem neighbors
entitled "What to do in the event of a major chemical
or biological accident in your city."
Place a small blinking red light on the end table near
the front room window...who knows what it's for, but
it will drive the neighbors crazy.
Lastly invite 10-20 of your mil veh owner friends over
for a beer, but they must arrive in military vehicles,
at night wearing dark clothing.
Next thing you see should be the moving van across the
street...or the swat team, but what the heck, you have
nothing to hide. They'll not take kindly to person who
called them out.
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