From: Stephen & Jeanne Keith (cckw@comcast.net)
Date: Sun Jan 25 2004 - 17:48:50 PST
Well, my super-duper secret method of installing a tranny:
I get my friend Earl to lay under the truck with the tranny
on his chest. I tell him he is inspecting the bottom of the
truck for ants or sumpin. Then, and here is the secret part,
(and remember you gutta be quick, you can only do this
once), I say "hey Earl, is that a snake over there?" and
low and behold, Earl levitates, tranny and all! Like I said
you gutta be quick as the tranny gets to the right height, you
push it forward into the bellhousing before Earl smashes
his head on the cross member and falls back to the ground
in a state of semi-conciousness.....
But remember, you gutta be quick!
Steve AKA Dr Deuce (and Earls former friend...)
----- Original Message -----
From: "J.Wiehe" <j.wiehe@sympatico.ca>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Sunday, January 25, 2004 8:22 PM
Subject: [MV] M-35 transmission hoist on ebay soon
> Sorry,
> Upsadaiseyum--> Banned as hazmat.
> Turn the garage -> messes wife's flower bed.
> Buttered toast on cat's back -> To late , I ate the toast.
>
> Drain and flush trans.
> Refill with helium. ( See Party Supplies in Yellow Pages )
> Install trans.
> Vent helium.
> Talk like Alvin & the chipmonks.
> Fill with clean oil.
> Don't forget to tighten the # 710 cap.
>
> This is why I love this list.
> All the neat tips and shadetree methods out there.
>
> Jim Wiehe VA3JHW
> j.wiehe@sympatico.ca
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Doc Bryant
> To: Military Vehicles Mailing List
> Sent: Sunday, January 25, 2004 5:31 PM
> Subject: Re: [MV] M-35 transmission hoist on ebay soon
>
>
> What, no coating the transmission with Upsadaiseyum from Rocky and
> Bullwinkle? That seems to be the best solution. Just put some
> restraining
> harness on it to keep the tranny from floating away.
>
> Doc Bryant
>
>
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