From: Mil-Veh Co. (milveh@sbcglobal.net)
Date: Wed Jan 12 2005 - 09:01:00 PST
If you were born before 1952 you'll get it for sure...
DATING IN 1957
It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his
date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his
own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the
front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him
in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have
a seat?" He says, "That's cool."
Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning
to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably
just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.
Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go
out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and
he says "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father,
"we know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw, why
she'd screw all night if we let her!"
Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear.
Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her
little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and
announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless
with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the
front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening
kids," with a small wink for Bobby.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy
Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind
her and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S
THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!!!!"
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