From: m35products (m35prod@optonline.net)
Date: Fri Mar 25 2005 - 18:25:49 PST
It's all very funny, DD, but the truth is that people DO try to inspect
before bidding, and find that what they bid on is not what is delivered.
Sometimes, inspection appointments are not honored or allowed. I believe
that you probably know this already.
apb
----- Original Message -----
From: <ddoyle9570@aol.com>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Friday, March 25, 2005 8:05 PM
Subject: [MV] The Truth about GL
>
> After careful research I have uncovered the truth about Government
> Liquidation.
>
> It is a closely held company primarily owned by one D. B. Cooper,
> Hilliary Rodham Clinton, and Oliver Stone. The source of Stone's stake
> is attributed to his success in the entertainment industry, Clinton's
> fortune came from real estate holdings. The source of Cooper's stake
> has eluded our crack investigative team.
>
> In fact, GL does have an agent that bids on their vehicles. Known only
> as "the man on the grassy knoll", those items that he does buy are
> stored at a secret GL location on the Arizona/Nevada border that was
> formerly used to film the alleged moon landings of the late 1960s.
> This property was bought by GL itself in one of the early auction for
> 9.12 because it had intentionallly been improperly described a 1700
> rolls of used toilet paper, rather than 1700 acres of property. Those
> that claim to have visited the site insist either description is
> accurate.
>
> The full-color ads mailed to bidders regularly, along with the similar
> full-color print ads are a smoke-screen designed to hide the GL Nelson
> and Bunker Hunt-esque conspiracy to buy so much of the surplus from
> themselves at inflated prices that they control the surplus market.
> Our investigators have yet to crack this uncanny strategy, because from
> appperances GL already DOES control the surplus market.
>
> A co-conspirator, one Albert Gore, developed a new technology, known as
> the World Wide Web, specifically to further the evil plans of this
> fiendish mob. Without this technology, prospective bidders were force
> to actually go and look at the items prior to bidding. This process,
> known as inspection, but it difficult for items to be bought without
> the bidder grasping what they may have been purchasing.
>
> Perhaps the core of the whole misdeed is that GL encourages people to
> bid blindly, by their description only. They mask their secret desire
> through postings on their website with statements like "Inspect before
> bidding", "lots available for inspection M-Th", etc., knowing full well
> the average American is too lazy to actually get up and go look before
> bidding, prefering to sit at home, bid, and then complain when the item
> is not new old stock. A group of recent M35A2 buyers are planning
> class-action litigation because the GL description failed to note that
> their engines were two quarts low on oil, and a number of the tires
> were underinflated.
>
> I will bring you additional updates as our research uncovers more of
> these tantalizing facts.
>
> Regards,
> David "I wish I wrote for the "Star" Doyle
>
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