From: timothy.smith1@att.net
Date: Sat Dec 17 2005 - 06:37:27 PST
I couldn't resist sending this along. MV related because there was a truck involved.
TJ
> A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
> Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road
> was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was
> conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader
> asked the injured Marine what had happened.
>
> The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
> here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both
> took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein
> is a miserable, lowlife, scum bag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy
> is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin
> Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman! "He retaliated by
> yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
>
> "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
> truck hit us."
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