From: Arthur Bloom (m35prod@optonline.net)
Date: Sun Feb 05 2006 - 08:08:05 PST
Since it's obvious that we at the SIBTA are of above-average intelligence,
Arthur P. Bloom,
----- Original Message -----
we try not to brag about how SMART we are.
Director Of Public Employees
(DOPE) and
Interagency Development In Oversight Technology
(IDIOT)
From: "Bill Kealey" <cwkealey@atlanticbb.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>; "Arthur Bloom"
<m35prod@optonline.net>
Sent: Sunday, February 05, 2006 12:12 AM
Subject: Re: [MV] Speaking of bridges, .. bridges? We don' need no steenkeen
bridges
| Arthur ... I thought you were CO of the Special Maritime Accident Review
| Team or SMART.
|
| > That never would have happened, if he had taken the bridge or the the
| > tunnel.
| >
| > Det. Sgt. A P Bloom, CO,
| > Maritime Accident Review Team
| > SIBTA
|
|
|
| We had a program similar to the state police sobriety checkpoints that our
| agency did on the waters of the state (Maryland).
|
| The program was called SWAMP or Safer Waters through Alcohol Monitoring
| Patrols.
|
| However, during all of these SWAMP patrols that I had the great pleasure
of
| working ... it rained. Not a lot of fun in a small
| open Boston Whaler.
|
| I had a slip of the lip that got quoted in one of the local papers when a
| reporter asked what SWAMP stood for.
|
| My answer, without proper thought about speaking to the press was:
|
| "Today it means - Soaking Wet A**ed Marine Police."
|
| That earned another reprimand.
|
| Bill K.
|
|
|
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