From: Stephen Grammont (islander@midmaine.com)
Date: Sat May 20 2006 - 16:58:39 PDT
"There are also two pre-1959 black and white TV sets one of which is
broken."
You've proved your credentials to me, and then some :-)
BTW, that is a mighty generator. Congrats on that, though I don't have
any rational reason to say that!
Steve
On May 20, 2006, at 3:33 PM, Patrick Jankowiak wrote:
> well.. do you see any wires on the generator set? Also note the stains
> above the window, from starting the truck at 4 AM, but usually on
> friday morning. I got rid of the broken TV's, but that's not a good
> comparison in my case since I used to repair TV sets and therefore
> don't have many broken ones, I've taken all the tubes out of them and
> pitched the sets. I do have 2 VCRs stacked on top of one of two
> working TVs, because one has a broken tuner but won't play tapes and
> the other one still plays tapes but only works on the A/V inputs. I
> have a betamax and a laser disc player. I took out the chandelier from
> the dining room and put a bare bulb there because the dang chandelier
> was always in the way when I was moving large equipment racks in and
> out of there. In the dining room, there's a beer fridge, a stack of
> cat food, air conditioner filters, and toilet paper, a big pile of
> broken electronic equipment including two console stereos. Also an NRA
> poster and a Perot/Stockdale campaign sign, and a folding chair. There
> are also two pre-1959 black and white TV sets one of which is broken
> and niether of which can be seen because they are behind a huge cat
> playhouse (on top of which is a defunct 486), in case any point are
> awarded for such a display. Behind me as I sit in the living room at a
> folding table on which there are 3 broken computers and one working
> one, is a pile of junk including several broken CB radios. Here is the
> web site from my old business, a 2-way radio shop, where my cousins
> used to work for me and which should be taken as supporting evidence:
> http://www.moonshine.50megs.com/537819.html
>
> PJ
>
> Stephen Grammont wrote:
>
>> Nah, that doesn't prove a thing. We'll need to see something like 10
>> TVs (only 1 that works) or a giant electric rotisserie hooked up to
>> that thing, and nothing else, before you can get Redneck status. Oh,
>> another possibility is to get a video of you starting it up at 4am on
>> a Tuesday night, then telling your screaming neighbors "It's a free
>> country, I'll do whatever the (fill in expletive of choice) I want
>> to! And if you don't like it, my brother is the sheriff and my
>> cousin is the judge, so let's see how 'fer you get if you call in the
>> law". That would do it just as well.
>>
>> Otherwise one could conclude that you have a 40kw generator for
>> something practical, which would of course negate your claim of being
>> a Redneck :-)
>>
>> Steve
>>
>> On May 19, 2006, at 8:43 PM, Patrick Jankowiak wrote:
>>
>>> I am too a redneck and this here pitchur proves it:
>>> http://www.bunkerofdoom.com/kd5oei/empwr/sgt_pj_40kwgenset.jpg
>>>
>>> Ed wrote:
>>>
>>>> Whoooo Wheee! That thar Boy shore ain't no Redneck! No Sir, not
>>>> with all
>>>> them thar big words and stuff! My little ol brain shore is a
>>>> hurtin' with
>>>> all of that thar stuff! Ya'll stop it now 'fore it
>>>> explodes...........
>>>>
>>>> Best Regards,
>>>>
>>>> Ed
>>>>
>>>> "The consolidation of the States into one vast empire, sure to be
>>>> aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain
>>>> precursor of ruin which has overwhelmed all that preceded it."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> At 9:51 PM -0500 5/18/06, Patrick Jankowiak wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> MV content: My M35 contains a SAIC V2-LC which has a CDROM drive.
>>>>>> I place
>>>>>>
>>>> and carefully align four special harmonically antiresonant Japanese
>>>> Kojum
>>>> wood cones under each corner of the computer to elimitate TEMPEST
>>>> issues and
>>>> increase COMSEC.
>>>>
>>>>> You must be an audiophile.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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