>McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card...
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>AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
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>Important! Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10
>days of purchase otherwise warranty will Be null and void.
>
>Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
>order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
>fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
>questions is not required, but the information will help us to
>develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
>
>1. _ Mr. _ Mrs. _ Ms. _ Miss _ Lt. _ Gen. _ Comrade _
>Classified
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>First Name
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>Last Name
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>Password
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>Code Name
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>Latitude Longitude Altitude
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>2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
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>_ F-14 Tomcat _ F-15 Eagle _ F-16 Falcon _ F-117A Stealth
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>3. Date of purchase: Month: Day: Year:
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>4. Serial Number:
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>5. Please check where this product was purchased:
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>_ Received as gift/aid package
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>_ Catalog showroom
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>_ Sleazy arms broker
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>_ Mail order
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>_ Discount store
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>_ Government surplus
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>_ Classified
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>6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
>product you have just purchased:
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>_ Heard loud noise, looked up
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>_ Store display
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>_ Espionage
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>_ Recommended by friend/relative/ally
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>_ Political lobbying by manufacturer
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>_ Was attacked by one
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>7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
>decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
>
>_ Style/appearance
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>_ Kickback/bribe
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>_ Recommended by salesperson
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>_ Speed/maneuverability
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>_ Comfort/convenience
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>_ McDonnell Douglas reputation
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>_ Advanced Weapons Systems
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>_ Price/value
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>_ Backroom politics
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>_ Negative experience opposing one in combat
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>8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
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>_ North America
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>_ Central/South America
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>_ Aircraft carrier
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>_ Europe
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>_ Middle East
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>_ Africa
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>_ Asia/Far East
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>_ Misc. Third World countries
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>_ Classified
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>
>9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
>purchase in the near future:
>
>Product Own Intend to purchase
>
>Color TV
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>VCR
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>ICBM
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>Killer Satellite
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>CD Player
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>Air-to-Air Missiles
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>Space Shuttle
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>Home Computer
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>Nuclear Weapon
>
>
>10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all
>that apply:
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>_ Communist/Socialist
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>_ Terrorist
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>_ Crazed
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>_ Neutral
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>_ Democratic
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>_ Dictatorship
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>_ Corrupt
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>_ Primitive/Tribal
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>11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
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>_ Cash
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>_ Suitcases of cocaine
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>_ Oil revenues
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>_ Deficit spending
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>_ Personal check
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>_ Credit card
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>_ Ransom money
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>_Traveler's check
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>12. Occupation You Your Spouse
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>Homemaker
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>Sales/marketing
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>Revolutionary
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>Clerical
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>Mercenary
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>Tyrant
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>Middle management
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>Eccentric billionaire
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>Defense Minister/general
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>Retired
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>Student
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>13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate
>the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
>participating on a regular basis:
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>Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
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>Golf
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>Boating/sailing
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>Sabotage
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>Running/jogging
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>Propaganda/disinformation
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>Destabilization/overthrow
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>Default on loans
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>Gardening
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>Crafts
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>Black market/smuggling
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>Collectibles/collections
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>Watching sports on TV
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>Wines
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>Interrogation/torture
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>Household pets
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>Crushing rebellions
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>Espionage/reconnaissance
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>Fashion clothing
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>Border disputes
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>Mutually Assured Destruction
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>Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
>answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
>Douglas serve you better in the future--as well as allowing you to
>receive mailings and special offers from other companies,
>governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
>
>
>Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
>
>McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
>Marketing Department
>Military Aerospace Division
Chris Davis
'62 M151
Lake Forest, CA
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