And here's a joke that begged to be pased along...
By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was
taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed,I
don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy,"
admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell
you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have
complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next
morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was
impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor
explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and
said,'Goodnight,beautiful,'
..and he sat up all night watching me."
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