Now that's funny!
Stuart J. Ellis
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Intraco USA
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----- Original Message -----
From: "JEFF HAIN-MATSON" <flmv@flmv.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 9:08 AM
Subject: [MV] revocation of independence
> just ran across this:
>
> London, 8th November 2000..
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
>
> Following your failure to elect a President of the
> USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we
> hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.
>
> Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
> a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
>
> To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,
> please comply with the following acts:
> 1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
> 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
> 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> 4. Declare war on Quebec
>
> Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be
> with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues
> due (backdated to 1776).
>
> Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!
>
> THE VAT (BRITISH TAX ON EVERYTHING, WAY TO HIGH) WILL BE HARD TO GET
> USED TO,
> BUT AT LEAST WE WILL BE ABLE TO IMPORT ARMOUR AGAIN!
>
> --
> JEFF HAIN-MATSON
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> WRIGHTSVILLE PA
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> flmv@flmv.net E-MAIL
> MVPA #1833
> IMPS #1726
> MVT #9362
>
>
>
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