TO: Her Majesty's Red Coats
FROM: A Few Boys Down In the Republic of Texas
Subject: Your "Revocation"
Please Note:
We've whipped your butts often enough for you to know better. And, we've
saved your butts a time or two also. Neither were much of a problem; we were
glad to do it.
Whereas, unlike you Subjects, we FREE men still have, among others, our
right to keep and bear arms (which we most definitely DO down in Texas).
Furthermore, since we were thinking of loading-up the Dueces and Weapons
Carriers and APCs (which we still have the right to own and drive) and a few
"supplies" and running over to Florida to help the Governor out with a
little problem over there he has with the yankees,
Therefore, be it resolved: Come on down. We'll whip your butts again. Then,
this time we'll teach you how to live and act like civilized FREE MEN, and
perhaps of equal importance, teach you how to COOK!!!
Cheers!!!
Mikey of Texas
40 miles West of San Antonio,
the home of the Alamo and Texas LIBERTY.
Cheers!
----- Original Message -----
From: "JEFF HAIN-MATSON" <flmv@flmv.net>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 8:08 AM
Subject: [MV] revocation of independence
> just ran across this:
>
> London, 8th November 2000..
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
>
> Following your failure to elect a President of the
> USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we
> hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.
>
> Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
> a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
>
> To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,
> please comply with the following acts:
> 1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
> 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
> 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> 4. Declare war on Quebec
>
> Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be
> with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues
> due (backdated to 1776).
>
> Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!
>
> THE VAT (BRITISH TAX ON EVERYTHING, WAY TO HIGH) WILL BE HARD TO GET
> USED TO,
> BUT AT LEAST WE WILL BE ABLE TO IMPORT ARMOUR AGAIN!
>
> --
> JEFF HAIN-MATSON
> FRONT LINE MILITARY VEHICLES WEB SITE: www.flmv.net
> WRIGHTSVILLE PA
> 717-252-4489 VOICE
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> flmv@flmv.net E-MAIL
> MVPA #1833
> IMPS #1726
> MVT #9362
>
>
>
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