Mike Towers wrote:
> TO: Her Majesty's Red Coats
> FROM: A Few Boys Down In the Republic of Texas
> Subject: Your "Revocation"
>
> Please Note:
> We've whipped your butts often enough for you to know better. And, we've
> saved your butts a time or two also. Neither were much of a problem; we were
> glad to do it.
>
> Whereas, unlike you Subjects, we FREE men still have, among others, our
> right to keep and bear arms (which we most definitely DO down in Texas).
>
just can't import new ones into our "free country"
>
> Furthermore, since we were thinking of loading-up the Dueces and Weapons
> Carriers and APCs (which we still have the right to own and drive) and a few
> "supplies" and running over to Florida to help the Governor out with a
> little problem over there he has with the yankees,
>
> Therefore, be it resolved: Come on down. We'll whip your butts again. Then,
> this time we'll teach you how to live and act like civilized FREE MEN, and
> perhaps of equal importance, teach you how to COOK!!!
haven't had a good tandoori then have you?
>
>
> Cheers!!!
> Mikey of Texas
> 40 miles West of San Antonio,
> the home of the Alamo and Texas LIBERTY.
>
> Cheers!
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "JEFF HAIN-MATSON" <flmv@flmv.net>
> To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
> Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 8:08 AM
> Subject: [MV] revocation of independence
>
> > just ran across this:
> >
> > London, 8th November 2000..
> >
> > To the citizens of the United States of America,
> >
> > Following your failure to elect a President of the
> > USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we
> > hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.
> >
> > Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
> > a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
> >
> > To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency,
> > please comply with the following acts:
> > 1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
> > 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
> > 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> > 4. Declare war on Quebec
> >
> > Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be
> > with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues
> > due (backdated to 1776).
> >
> > Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!
> >
> > THE VAT (BRITISH TAX ON EVERYTHING, WAY TO HIGH) WILL BE HARD TO GET
> > USED TO,
> > BUT AT LEAST WE WILL BE ABLE TO IMPORT ARMOUR AGAIN!
> >
> > --
> > JEFF HAIN-MATSON
> > FRONT LINE MILITARY VEHICLES WEB SITE: www.flmv.net
> > WRIGHTSVILLE PA
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> > MVPA #1833
> > IMPS #1726
> > MVT #9362
> >
> >
> >
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-- JEFF HAIN-MATSON FRONT LINE MILITARY VEHICLES WEB SITE: www.flmv.net WRIGHTSVILLE PA 717-252-4489 VOICE 717-252-4499 FAX flmv@flmv.net E-MAIL MVPA #1833 IMPS #1726 MVT #9362
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