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Dearest MAXX

many times I too have experienced difficulty when trying to unsubscribe from
a mailing list.

Sometimes it's just a matter of unsticking your e-mail program's HIGH SPEED
FRAMIS
not, I repeat, not the LOW SPEED FRAMIS.

After years of trying the usual suggested methods to no avail, I have
developed a sure fire unsubscribe technique....

STEP ONE: MAXIMIZE THIS WINDOW SO THAT IT FILLS YOUR SCREEN (DO THIS NOW).

STEP TWO: SCROLL YOUR SCREEN SO THAT THE BIG X BELOW IS VERTICALLY CENTERED
ON YOUR DISPLAY.

STEP THREE: OBTAIN A LARGE STRIKING OBJECT SUCH AS A 3 LB. ENGINEER'S
HAMMER AND KEEP STRIKING THE X ON YOUR SCREEN UNTIL THIS E-MAIL AND ALL [MV]
E-MAILS DISAPPEAR.

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Disclaimer: Your results may vary

Yours Truly
Chris
1952 M135
asbestos underwear

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