(How many listers answer 'yes' to number 4?)
1. Your newborn must attend "RIP" within the first 30 days of life.
2. You go to a barbecue and insist that your family "Feed Tactically."
3. Your children clear housing before they go to college.
4. Your station wagon is equipped with "Blackout Lights".
5. Your kids volunteer to pull "air guard" on the school bus.
6. Your doorbell sounds off with the current "challenge and password".
7. You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thansksgiving Dinner.
8. Your kids show their "meal card" at the kitchen door except the oldest
who is on "separate rations".
9. You make your daughter sign out on "pass" on prom night.
10. Your kindergartner calls "recess" a "smoke break".
11. You refer to your spouse affectionately as "The wifely unit".
12. Your wife "Takes a Knee" in long checkout lines at the Walmart.
13. Your kids do their "Back to School Shopping" at the U.S. Cavalry Store.
14. Your Son fails the 3rd grade but tells everyone he was a "Phase Three
Recycle".
15. Your kids salute their Grandparents.
16. Your wife's "High and Tight" is more squared away than yur Commanders.
17. Your kids get an "LES" for their allowance.
18. Your grandmother won "All-American Week" and "Best Ranger".
19. All your kids names start with AR, FM, TM or DA FORM.
20. Your pickup has your name stenciled on the windshield.
21. Your threaten to punish your wife for preparing dinner too late by
reducing her to "Wife First Class".
22. Your house has "sector sketches" posted by every window.
23. Your kids refer to their Mother as "Household 6".
24. Your wife's 2 favorite shades of lipstick are "light green and loam".
Jasper Welsch at Home
1984 M1009 CUCV
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