From: Jeff & Hanna (ditch68@bytehead.com)
Date: Thu Feb 20 2003 - 10:14:00 PST
That is beautiful.
My wife says, and I quote, "That is damn funny. I'm curious how many years I
have to wait for FixesBrokenThingsOther-
ThanMV 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Bestfriend 7.6 to run.....(clears throat)"
Ummm....
Jeff
----- Original Message -----
From: "J.Wiehe" <j.wiehe@sympatico.ca>
To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
Sent: Thursday, February 20, 2003 7:34 AM
Subject: Re: [MV] Is your hobby out of hand? ( Tech Support )
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "G.R. Baker" <tired_iron@mounet.com>
> To: "Military Vehicles Mailing List" <mil-veh@mil-veh.org>
> Sent: Thursday, February 20, 2003 07:09
> Subject: Re: [MV] Is your hobby out of hand?
>
>
> > Don't forget #21...
> >
> > You dismantle and gravel over your wife's flower garden for a parking
> place
> > for your tank.
>
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend with MV 5.0 to MV Husband 1.0
> and I noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the
> accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and
> jewelry
> applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend with MV 5.0.
>
> No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In
> addition, MV Husband 1.0 deactivates many other valuable programs such as
> DinnerDancing 7.5 , CruiseShip 2.3 , and OperaNight 6.1 and activates new
> undesirable programs such as MV BuddiesNight 1.3 , SaturdayMVFour-Wheeling
> 7.0 , Mechanic 2.4 and MVPartsEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer
> runs correctly, and invariably launches the LastWeeksMVAdventures browser
> version 3.1. DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6 doesn't work
> especially
> on weekends, either.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix MVHusband 1.0 , but this all purpose
> utility is of limited effectiveness.
> Can you please help ?!!!
>
> MVLess Wife.
>
>
> Dear MVLess Wife:
>
> This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to a
> primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend with MV 5.0 to
> MVHusband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend with MV 5.0 is merely an
> ENTERTAINMENT package. However, MVHusband 1.0 is an OPERATING
> SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few non-MV related
> applications
> as possible.
>
> Further, you cannot purge MVHusband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend with MV
5.0,
> because MVHusband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files
> within your
> system would cause Boyfriend with MV 5.0 to emulate MVHusband 1.0, so
> nothing
> is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files
> from the
> system, once installed.
>
> Having MVHusband 1.0 installed myself, I would suggest you read the entire
> section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). This is a wonderful
> feature of MVHusband 1.0 , secretly installed by the parent company as
> an integral part of the operating system. MVHusband 1.0 must assume
> All responsibilty for All faults and problems, regardless of root cause.
> To activate this great feature enter the command ''C:\I THOUGHT YOU
> LOVED ME''. Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while
> entering the command.
>
> MVHusband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and
> Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP ! Avoid excessive use of this feature.
> Overuse can create additional and more serious GPF's, and ultimately
> YOU may have to give a C:\APOLOGIZE command before the system
> will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause MVHusband 1.0
> to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, RADMV 6.0. RADMV 6.0
> is a very bad program that causes MVHusband 1.0 to create RadioMV
> 4.0. You will find little space within this program and Wife 1.0 no longer
> has room to run during MVTrips 2001. You will soon be running
> WhereDoISit 5.3. Save yourself some time by following this tech tip!
>
> Just remember, the system will run smoothly and take the blame for all
> GPF's, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run non
> MV related applications. MVHusband 1.0 is a great program, but if it
> doesn't involve MV's, there is limited memory available and cannot learn
> new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve
> performance. I personally recommend PowerTools4Gifts 3.0, Lingerie 5.3
> and Patience10.1. Used in conjunction, these utililties can really help
keep
> MVHusband 1.0 running smoothly.
>
> After several years of use, MVHusband 1.0 will become familiar and you
> will find many valuable embedded features such as FixesBrokenThingsOther-
> ThanMV 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Bestfriend 7.6.
>
> A final word of caution! Do Not, under any circumstances, install
> MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause
> selective shutdown of the operating system. MVHusband 1.0 will run only
> LongMVTrips 5.2 and LongerMVTrips 9.3 or GarageWork 2.5 until
> MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.
>
> I hope that these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install
> MVHusband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck
> in the coming years. '' We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this
> product'' !
>
>
> MV Tech Support 2003
>
> Jim Wiehe VA3JHW
> j.wiehe@sympatico.ca.
>
>
>
>
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