Fw: Correct use of the "F" Word

From: EUGENE PANTANO (TRUKS1@msn.com)
Date: Wed Feb 16 2005 - 13:54:15 PST


Guys.. I got this from an Elder in a Church out of New Jersey....
Thought it may brighten up your day..
Gene

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
  
They are as follows:
  

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
  
 -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS. Titanic, 1912

  
10 . "What the @#$% was that?"
  
 -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
  
  
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
  
 -- Custer, 1877
  

8. "A @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
  
 -- Einstein, 1938
  

 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
  
 -- Picasso, 1926
  
  
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

  
 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

 -- Michelangelo, 1566
  
  
 4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
  
 -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

  
 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

 -- Noah, 4314 BC
  
  
 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

 -- Bill Clinton, 1998
  
  

and... a drum roll please...........!
  
  
 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
  
 -- Saddam Hussein, 2003



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